PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! For example when that forward went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie